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Elizabeth [userpic]

Finally, a decent day.

May 2nd, 2006 (10:46 pm)

current mood: cheerful

Cookies with Dr. Carolyn Farb was a success. She loved my painting and is having it hung up in her home next to her Frida Khalo and Julian Schnavel (or Schnabel?) works. I didn't know her little dog had recently died, so I'm glad I included "Bogie" in the painting with her. Now they can be together forever!

After she left, Jason and I talked with this older man, Larry Poe, who was room mates with Julian S. (before he was well known) when he was younger and was BFFs with Billy Gibbons from ZZ Top. What a small world! I didn't even realize they lived in and around Pearland until recently.

We went drunk swimming which was soooo much fun, if a little scary. I haven't been swimming since I was 12 and came the closest I ever will to skinny dipping (just under garments)... in a Catholic school pool! Then we went to Taco Cabana and binged on quesadillas and totally blew my diet. We then walked to the park by the Angelica film center to look for this homeless man who sang to us one night and Jason got to puke up all his Taco C. I was so jealous. Ha! That was the most calories I've had all week. Carolyn Farb had also mentioned that she had been fasting for 7 days. I thought it was hilarious how she can use the word "fasting" and it doesn't sound as bad as anorexia when it means exactly the same thing.

On another note, I just checked my grades and I'm so excited! I was worried about my principles of drug action class but I got a transferable grade and I don't even have to take the final!!! I love the class but the test questions are so specific that no one makes very good grades in there. I'll now be able to move with my parents if I so choose without having to retake any classes.

Elizabeth [userpic]


February 23rd, 2006 (02:20 am)

current mood: chipper

Just in case anyone was wondering, Craig's episode airs tomorrow (Feb 23) at 3pm on channel 13.

Elizabeth [userpic]

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December 19th, 2005 (12:07 am)

I always thought my family was so normal...

Elizabeth [userpic]

Yeah, looking around here Friendswood seems about right.

November 27th, 2005 (02:50 pm)

Mattel recently announced the release of Limited-Edition Barbie dolls for the Houston Metro market.

Galleria Barbie: This princess Barbie is only sold in Uptown Park. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus SUV, a longhaired foreign dog named Honey, and a cookie- cutter house.
Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. NOTE: Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version.

Sugar Land / Katy Barbie: This modern-day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar minivan and matching velour gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full time occupation or secondary education. Traffic-jamming cell phone sold separately.

Greenspoint Barbie: This recently paroled Ba! rbie com es with a 9 mm handgun, a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a meth lab kit. This model is only available after dark and can only be paid for in cash, preferably small, untraceable bills.

The Woodlands Barbie: This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included is her own Starbucks cup, credit card, and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.

Friendswood Barbie: Short, highly tanned and ready to land a husband, we meant get an education. Comes with standard issue UT shorts with "U of T" printed largely on the butt. Also comes wearing latest "themed" sorority party T-shirt, hair in pony tail and a gaggle of similar looking friends, each carrying the latest in "knock off" Kate Spade bags. Honda Civic, undecided major and drunken backward hat Frat Ken sold separately.

Dickinson/Texas City/Santa Fe/Splendora Barbie: This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt, and Tweety Bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Coors Light and a Hank Williams, Jr., CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a Confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.

Clear Lake Barbie: This collagen injected, rhino-plastic Barbie wears a leopard print spandex outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends on her boat. Percocet prescription available.

Pasadena Barbie: This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gut Ken out of Baytown Barbie's (discontinued) house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter-top. Also available with a mobile home.

West University Barbie: This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight faded blue hair, archless feet, hairy armpits, no makeup, and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her "Willow." She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two West U Barbies, and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag sticker for free.

Sharpstown Barbie: This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his '79 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.

Harrisburg/Navigation Barbie: This Spanish-speaking-only Barbie comes with a 1984 Toyota with expired temporary plates and three baby Skippers in the back seat, but no car seats. The optional Ken doll comes with a cowboy hat, shovel and work gloves. Ken comes with his own 1979 Ford pickup with a Telemundo bumper sticker, tinted windows, and Our Lady of Guadalupe rear window stickers. Truck is painted primer gray, but wheels and rims are not available. Comes with cement blocks. Green cards are not available for Navigation Barbie or Ken.

Montrose Barbie/Ken: This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple "snap-on" parts.

Elizabeth [userpic]

Most anti-climactic hurricane ever.

September 24th, 2005 (06:08 pm)

All that got damaged was a couple of banana trees in the back yard.

I think it was that the government did such a shitty job with Katrina that they wanted to scare us out of town so it wouldn't happen again. And scare us they did! More people died or were hospitalized trying to escape than in the actual hurricane. I don't think anybody died, actually. What a shame.

Hey, I still get to go see Ashlee Simpson on Tuesday!

Elizabeth [userpic]

"The Cone of Uncertainty"

September 22nd, 2005 (09:55 pm)

current mood: anxious

Omg. That cracks me up every time. Who came up with that?

So this is what happened...

We left our house, which is a little south of Houston, at 5:00 am this morning. We sat in the car 14 hours and only made it past Mattress Mac on 45 North. FOURTEEN HOURS!! And we didn't even get near the edge of Houston. The cats are crying, my dad's truck was overheating, no gas ANYWHERE, and there were no hotel rooms from Houston to Oklahoma. People were skateboarding down 45. People were passing out on the side of the roads. People were getting rear ended left and right, including myself. Long lines in disgusting non air conditioned bathrooms in barrios, no food, no wind, and record breaking heat.

So we said, "FUCK IT!" and we turned around. It took us 25-30 minutes to get home. 14 hours going, 30 min coming back. People are stranded because the highways are basically parking lots. It was chaos. Long, boring, hot, chaos (if that makes sense). Now the news is saying for everyone to come back home if you can. If the traffic stays like this people are going to be stuck on the bridge when the wind and rain starts tomorrow. They told everyone to leave so they didn't prepare any shelters, but no one can leave! The storm is moving 9mph and traffic is less than 1mph. On the way home it looked like a ghost town. Cars were piled up on the sides of the road like carcasses.

We might drive south tomorrow depending on if this thing turns back on track or not. We didn't prepare to stay so we're low on food, batteries and all that good stuff. Who knows how long we'll be trapped in the house, if we're trapped at all. We'll see!!!

P.S. I have class with this little Mexican girl who said that the storm is following the people who brought sin from New Orleans. HA!

Elizabeth [userpic]

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September 21st, 2005 (01:11 pm)

I want to stay through this thing. I want to see what's going to happen and maybe snag myself a body or two. I had plans to loot MFAH and Buffalo Exchange. But NOOOO. My dad is packing us up and heading north! Psh. Being sane and everything...whatever.

Elizabeth [userpic]

Fuck the hurricane victims!

September 3rd, 2005 (06:01 pm)

What about the poor people of Houston who have to endure these filthy irritable cretins!?

Elizabeth [userpic]

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August 24th, 2005 (06:43 pm)

Oh! I finally got an answer to something I've always wondered about. Why do so many white trash people look the same?

Well, it's because their parents were meth users. When parents do meth, their baby is often born much smaller and have smaller heads than that of a non user. Resulting in that scrunched up face so many "trashy" people have. My cousin and his wife for example, they're poor and dirty but they look like perfectly proportioned, normal people. They had a baby and the first thing I noticed was it had that signature white trash face. I thought, "How did that baby just KNOW it's parents were white trash and end up looking like that?" Well, it's because my cousin and his wife did meth.

So there ya go! Another question answered by my good friends at A&E.

Elizabeth [userpic]

I'm so fucking exciting right now.

June 26th, 2005 (07:18 pm)

current mood: bored

1. Spell your first name backwards: HTEBAZILE

2. Story behind your name: my mom's, and my gramma's.

3. How old are you: 20

4. Where do you live: Houston


5. Wallet- It's silver with "Pearl Fund" on one side and "Diamond Fund" on the other.

6. Hairbrush – it's green. wow.

7. Toothbrush – pink and white

8. Jewelry worn daily – depends on what I'm wearing. DUH

10. Pillow cover – blue

13. Sunglasses – giant pseudo purple aviaters, giant black Jackie O. ones, and Craig's old silver aviaters.

14. Favorite shirt – My frilly Betsy Johnson that I never wear.

15. Cologne/Perfume – Moschino Couture!

16. CD in stereo right now – a mix with Peaches, Hilary Duff, Ludacris and Judas Priest.

17. Piercings – ears

18. What you are wearing now – tight dark magenta t and brown striped carpis.

19. Wishing – I was 60

20. Wanting- to get drunk and pass out just for something to do.

21. After this – Sit in my gramma's living room and stare at old people I don't know.

22. If you could get away with it and murder anyone, who and for what? I would murder everybody I could for their parts to make things with. And Lindsay Lohan. Just so I don't have to see her stupid face anymore.

23. Person you wish you could see right now – craig, jason, and even my mom.

24. Some of your favorite movies – house of 1000 corpses, freeway 2, mean girls (shut up)

25. Something you're looking forward to in the coming month – Seeing my boo again. If my mom gets a cat (which she better, I've built it up so much in my head that if she doesn't I'll be crushed), playing with it.

26. The last thing you ate – icecream with dark chocolate syrup

27. Something that you are deathly afraid of – being boring, ovens, the deep sea

28. Do you like candles – yeah I guess

29. Do you like incense – no, it reminds me of hippies. that's just gross.

30. Do you like the taste of blood – no

31. Do you believe in love – yeah, it's a chemical after all. plenylethalamine or whatever.

32. Do you believe in soul mates - no

33. Do you believe in love at first sight – no

34. Do you believe in Heaven - no

35. Do you believe in God – No, but I'm open to it. I'll believe it when I have a reason to.

36. What do you want done with your body when you die- First choice- Given to that thing in germany where they treat you with plasticine and they put you in a museum. But there are already like, 6000 people on the waiting list. Second choice- donated to science. Cemetaries are such a selfish waste of space. They're fucking pointless.

37. If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be? Just a cat

38. What is the longest you've ever stay[ed] up? 36 hours? 48? something like that.

39. Can you eat with chopsticks? yes, but I don't.

40. What's your favorite coin – quartes

41. What are some of your favorite candies – nerds, nerd ropes, those sour gummy worms, juicy pear jelly bellies.

42. What's something that you wish people would understand about you- I don't want people to understand me. That gives them the upper hand. Whatever I feel like projecting to them.

43. What's something you wish you could understand better – math, EVERYTHING

44. Who is someone that you really wish was still around – no one i guess

R e l a t I o n s h I p s

45. Who are your best friends? craig and jason

46. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? craigers

47. Longest relationship? almost 2 years

48. How many actual relationships have you been in? two real ones. well...more like one but I like to think 2.

49. How many people have you kissed? a bajillion! who knows!

50. Are you shy around your crush? depends

51. Still have feelings for anyone you've been in a past relationship with? No

52. Do you know what it feels like to be in love? yes

53. Would you sacrifice your favorite possession for your best friends? oooooh I don't know.

f a s h i o n | s t u f f

54. Where is your favorite place to shop? buffalo exchange, betsey johnson, target

55. Have any tattoos or piercings? 3 tattoos and my ears are pierced

56. What is your favorite thing to wear? bermuda shorts- they are the perfect length capris on me.

57. What is a must have accessory? something tacky

58. How much is the most you've ever spent on a single item of clothing? not more than 100

60. Who is the least fashionable person you know? there are so many! umm, Charles Durapo is pretty bad but I don't really know him anymore. Probably my parents.

61. Do you match your belt with your hair color? no, who does that?

62. What is the worst thing you've ever thought looked good? dress over pants. I still like it, but I hear it's a huge no no.

64. How many pairs of shoes do you own? a lot...i don't keep count

65. What is the worst trend you see today? all this peasant and hippy shit. It's disgusting!

s p e c i f i c s
1. Do you do drugs? just my crazy pills

2. What kind of shampoo do you use? thermasilk

4. What are you listening to right now? the washer

5. Who was the last person that called? my honey bunny

6. Where do you want to get married? India

7. How many buddies are online right now? i dont do that

8. What would you change about yourself? my slight weight problem, I'd give myself looong hair and more drive and purpose.

9. What are essentials in your life? sleep, having one really close friend, art

10. Do you send out holiday cards each year? no

h a v e | y o u | e v e r

1. Given someone a bath? no

2. Bungee jumped? no

3. Made yourself throw up? yes

4. Skinny dipped? no

5. Made yourself cry to get out of trouble? yes

6. Cried when someone died? yes

7. Fallen for your best friend? um. yeah. for like a month.

8. Been rejected? yeah

9. Rejected someone? a lot

10. Used someone? yes

11. Been used? probably

c u r r e n t
1. Hair: black and shaggy
2. Make-up: my black liquid liner, mascara, and bronze shimmery eyeshadow in the creases. give me a break! I'm in middle america!
3. Annoyance: boooo....
4. Smell: craig's axe.

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